1- Celebrities
This goes on first because I hate all the conceited bitchy celebrities/popstars there is. First of all, a monkey can do better than one of them in an IQ test, and they make themselves look smart by using cheap movie insults such as, "I hate to break it to you. No offense, but... you're an idiot". Second, they think they're cute by giggling like annoying Japanese schoolgirls, and high-fiving their lezbo friends, and acting hot by saying words like "bee-yatch". And third, because they have no clue what it's like in the real world. They are pampered brats who get 2 million dollars just for doing some cheap-ass acting in a movie (porn includes). And they don't lend a single dollar to charity. They want to convince you that acting requires skill. Oh yeah? Sucking a dick requires skill, bitch? This makes me want to jam my fist in that whore's face to make a believer out of her. I'm not kidding... If I hear another bitch say "You have the power to make a change", I'll batter her face so hard, she pisses purple. And what pisses me off, is that an engineer who trained hard MIT's in Math, Science, and Art to get where he is, working for the people, gets less cash than a dumb bitch who dropped out of college! Why is this country so fucking stupid?

2- Douchebags
Everyone hates a douchebag. There are several kinds of douchebags in the world. There is the wannabe gangsta douchebag, the too-hot-to-care douchebag, and the just plain retarded douchebag. The wannabe gangsta douchebag is that moron who goes strutting around like he's top dog. Wasting hours on the Internet making useless blogs on how awesome he is, perpetrating like he's "banging", and using words like "Yo homie, what up lol" and "pwnage". If he says that in public he'll get his virgin ass split. He has no girlfriend, no life, and usually whacks off to furry Hentai. Now the too-hot-to-care douchebag is not too different! He does almost the same, except people actually think he's cool! Just keeping a mellow personality and wearing a sweaty tanktop while he plays "Hey There Delilah" in his acoustic guitar to impress some idiot girl. He has no job, but he gets all he needs because his parents are filthy rich. And the just plain retarded douchebag is that moron who picks on you because you're obviously smarter than him. He'll say, "Huhuh! There's the smart kid! Let's kick his ass!" then they throw footballs at you for you just being smarter. In the future all those douchebags will be getting a job at the dollar store while I make their annual salary in a month.

3- Living
Life is a pointless phase. Murphy's Law states: "If something can go wrong, it will". I'm sure that if I was born before Murphy, it's name would be HateNinja's Law, because I obviously discovered that when I was born. If you don't play your fucking cards right in the game of life, you will lose everything in a second, and your life is over. People live, to make your life a living hell. Some agnostic pricks ramble on about "What's the meaning of life?" and "Are we characters of someone else's dream?". The real meaning of life is to kiss ass, get down on all fours and lick boot until your life is over. Either kick ass, or kiss ass. People live only to make other people's life worse. We are made from a crude, inferior design. We are walking filth-piles. Scientifically proven, our ass is cleaner than our mouth. We humans feel aches, pains, and worst of all - emotions. Stop and think of how awesome it would be like to be a giant robot who can calculate complex problems in seconds. We wouldn't feel any pains or emotions, and we'd get Plasma Rays to blow everyone to dust. Life would improve tenfold. But sadly, we're God's little pawns. Maybe God is a lie. Maybe aliens are testing us for their own sick pleasure. Those aliens can kiss my black ass. Fucking aliens.

4- Racism
Racism is the most irrelevant concept in the world. Just because someone you know is a bit different from you, or follows another religion, you shouldn't attack that person for no particular reason. Racism still exists today, except people hide it. Whites are the most racist kind there is (I'm admitting I'm white). I won't give you a huge history lesson, but who killed Martin Luther King Jr.? Who killed Malcolm X? Who's gonna kill Barack Obama? A white. A random person will label a white person as "that guy", while they label an African American as "that black guy" or "that n***a". Newgrounds took the liberty to block the word n***a, but not the word fuck. So, African Americans need a label, so people recognize him from the others? They make fun of Asians, asking if their wife's vagina is horizontal. They make fun of hispanic people, by saying "No one cares what you think. You're third-world! I'm more financially successful than you! Get on my lawn and mow it, paco!". A good guess is that the majority of the world is racist. And if you lie that you're not racist, you're a Nazi. And if you enjoy making fun of blacks, asians, hispanics, and more, you should join the Ku Klux Klan so I can track all you inbred sons of bitches down, and tan your fucking hides.

5- Politics
Dumb voters. It's because of these morons, George Bush was elected president twice. These idiots are just as responsible for the deaths of millions of soldiers, as Bush is. Time may pass, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The candidate makes a pretty intelligent speech, but has a huge criminal plan for the future, and the idiot of a voter ends up voting for him. The women can vote for Hillary Clinton only because she's a woman, and say "I feel comfortable and independent voting for a woman to run for presidency. I know women have the upper power", while black people vote for Obama and say "Yo, man. It's about time we get a black president, to teach those ig'nint crackas a lesson. Fo real". Also many people try to kill good Presidents just to be famous. Remember John Fitzgerald Kennedy? Remember Abraham Lincoln? Also, shoddy news shows tend to make scathing insults about the candidate, just to spice up the competition. "Um, Barack Hussein Obama seems an awful lot like a terrorist name. Even though he was born here in America, lemme pull out the big guns!". E.D. Hill from FOX News called Obama's celebratory fist-bump to his wife, a "Terrorist Fist-Jab". How clueless is the media? The rule of politics: "May the greediest man win".

6- Newgrounds
Before I start ranting about this particular subject, allow me to clarify you dumb pricks what a Newgrounder is. A Newgrounder is an idiot who does nothing else, but visit Newgrounds. He doesn't go to social parties, he doesn't go out on dates, and he's never lost his virginity. You know why? Because all the time he's been visiting Newgrounds. The standard Newgrounder comes with horrible spelling and grammar, childish sense of humor, obnoxious narcisism, and an urge to criticize your hard work, or your money back. He would use the emoticon :3 in every situation, why not. And he would also troll you by PM or blog for an unknown reason. He HAS to use the word "fuck" in every sentence, like "lol fuck up u noob fuck the fucking fuckers" or just use a standard two-word response like "fuck off", and constantly use nonsensical curse words like "dickweed", "fucktard", "asshat", and god forbid, "wankpiece". Most of the Newgrounds population is made up of emotionally deprived boys, and most of them, with their explosive hormones and mood swings, would resort to homosexuality. They would consider it as being "metrosexual". Everyone hates a Newgrounder, and I hate everything, which amplifies my hate tenfold, at a point I swallow a porcupine to punt off the rage.

7- Anime
That's exactly what we need. Another half-assed Japanese Anime Cartoon about some preppy, overdressed, immature teenager that because he can't fight worth a damn, he relies on magical/technological devices to fight his fights for him, while he's having FUN. Then later he laughs and uses catchphrases like "That's game, dude!" and "You got schooled, knucklehead!". And every single episode has the same damn plot device that never changes or interests you. Some examples of those crappy Anime toons are: Pokémon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Battle B-Daman, Medabots, Duel Masters, Bakugan Battle Brawlers... and more useless bullcrap. The massive evergrowing populus of folded fat floppy-tittied nerd fanbase lives upon this fantasy world called Anime. They refer to themselves as "otaku" and they embrace everything Japanese, not necessarily because it's something unique or interesting, but because it's Japanese. They wear clothing with Japanese characters on it that translate to English phrases like "good will" or "long life". They wouldn't be able to get away with wearing a shirt that said "long life" in English because it would just look stupid, but when as it's translated into kanji it suddenly becomes cool and mysterious? Otaku are the cheese-scented scum of the planet.

8- Hentai
An antisocial virgin's dream. Hentai compliments any gender or orientation, mostly little bi-curious boys who are scared to see a real live girl naked, because it is so disgusting and perverted, no human has the horsepower to operate in that way. That's why it's cartoon. It's cartoon porn. Where a man can come four buckets of semen with no questions asked. "Jeeze let's make this shit more disgusting, already. How about we make the girl bleed, or be sliced with blood, guts, and misery dropping to the floor? That would bring a raging orgasm, right? Let's call it Guro! Oh I got it, let's make it even more intolerable! Instead of people, let's make animals fuck! Like foxes, cats, wolves and crap! Zoophiles would love it! It would bring such a new experience! Let's call it Yiffy, or Neko, or just Furry! Now let's take it all together and put it on a disgusting monster with penises for tentacles! An abomination of God! I name thee, Tentacle Fuck! We've done it men! Eureka!". What's next? Child Hentai? Oh wait they beat me to it. Hentai is evil, and it distracts you from the simple pleasures of sex. The computer is a device used to make you smarter, not stickier. It's not a fucking masturbation chamber! But who cares? You'll be a virgin till you die. Fap away, you sad child.

9- Kids
I hate children. I was at the post office and a 5 year-old kid was yelling, crying, knocking down crates, and punching his mom in the legs. I wanted to kick his teeth in so bad. Pussy-ass parents make their kids what they are. You raise them from birth, and all they do is shit themselves, cry, and beg for expensive toys they will use once, then never use again. In their teenage drama years, they rant about how life is unfair, waste all your cash, and never show any appreciation. They will even have the balls to try to tell you off, and say "You don't love me!" and "You're not my real father!". They will be rebellious and hand with a bad crowd, and probably even paint his face and dye his hair. It's the parent's fault as well. They will just say "Whatever makes you happy!" or "Who am I to say no?". Who are you to say no? You're the fucking parent, for chrissake! Beat your goddamn kid! Kids these days need a good beating every now and then. Like a wise man called Maddox said: "Remember, never take shit from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots".

10- DeviantArt
DeviantArt lulls us into a false sense of security, leading us to believe we are important, or popular, or even talented. Most Deviants barely even paint, or draw, or write stories. They just make animated emoticons, judging it a piece of art. They take ugly pictures of themselves and add like 42 filters on it hoping it would improve their acne, which does not. They just write any half-assed poem and write "You're as pretty as the moons and stars themselves", and they could get a favorite. People could even input their mood, what they are eating, drinking, reading, playing, watching... and more useless junk. I got a better idea. They should put one that says "Which social party are you attending?" or "Who are you kissing?" or "What else are you doing other than staying here, sitting on your fat ass all this time, mingling with your fellow virgins in a chatroom?". Most likely "role-playing", or posting the songs they are listening to (as if I gave a shit), and posting furry pics along with clever emoticons like ^^, :3, and the dreadful mixture, ^w^. They wanna make you think that they are witty, or unique, but they are actually people either hiding from the opposite sex, or begging for it to come. Futile attempts, assholes.

11- Christianity
A shameful religion followed by white supremacy, pedophilia, and insulting masses against everyone of every other religion and ethnicity. A random, whacked out prophecy of that in six days, God created the world, modern animals, and the first two humans, Adam and Eve. I think the Catholic Church overlooked the fact that there were many older verions of animals and humans living millions of years ago, or perhaps they were too distracted because they were molesting little boys, selling church pardons, and brainwashing everyone with the droning masses focusing on the subject of how Buddhists, Muslims, and Jews are blasphemous heathens. Noah cramming two of every animal into an ark? I don't even wanna focus on all the storyline errors and plot holes of the Bible, because I wouldn't be able to fit it all in a neat 9 lines. Christianity brought us nothing good. Protestants brought us the Ku Klux Klan. Catholics brought us Pedophiles. The only reason why it's the most widely populated religion in the world, is because the Spaniards and the Romans forced it upon the people and executed them if they didn't comply. Did I prove my point?

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