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Top 5 of Hate. If you relate to anything here, shut the fuck up, and don't try to correct me. And please, do pay attention to what I write. Like my warning below.
After you read this, DONT LEAVE STUPID COMMENTS! I'LL JUST DELETE THEM! I have to use Caps Lock to get you faggots' attention. God all you people are idiots... And Smico, go neck with your blow-up doll. It's getting cold, faggot.
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We all live in a stereotypical, racist world, where no amazing feats are remembered or worshipped. I have no heroes except Tony Montana. In this topic, list the top 5 things that most piss you off, and give a brief description. I'll start.
1- Blonde Celebrities.
This goes on first because I hate all the conceited blonde celebrities/popstars there is. First of all, a monkey can do better than one of them in an IQ test, and they make themselves look smart by using cheap movie insults such as, "I hate to break it to you. No offense, but... you're an idiot." Second, they think they're cute by giggling like annoying Japanese schoolgirls and acting hot by saying words like "bee-yatch". And third, because they have no clue what it's like in the real world. They are pampered brats who get 2 million dollars just for doing some cheap-ass acting in a movie (porn includes). And they don't lend a single dollar to charity. This makes me want to jam my fist in that bitch's face to make a believer out of her. I'm not kidding... If I hear another bitch giggle like that, I'll batter her face so hard, she pisses purple. And what pisses me off, is that an engineer who trained hard MIT's in Math, Science, and Art to get where he is, working for the people, gets less cash than a dumb bitch who dropped out of college and went to making porn movies. I hate the economical world.
2- Douchebags.
Everyone hates a douchebag. There are several kinds of douchebags in the world. There is the wannabe gangsta douchebag, the too-hot-to-care douchebag, and the just plain retarded douchebag. The wannabe gangsta douchebag is that moron who goes strutting around like he's top dog. Wasting hours on the Internet making useless blogs on how awesome he is (smico) and using words like "Yo homie, what up lol" and "pwnage". If he says that in public he'll get his virgin ass split. Now the too-hot-to-care douchebag is not too different! He does almost the same, except people actually think he's cool! Just keeping a mellow personality and wearing a sweaty tanktop while he plays "Hey There Delilah" in his acoustic guitar to impress some idiot girl. And the just plain retarded douchebag is that moron who picks on you because you're obviously smarter than him. He'll say, "Huhuh! There's the smart kid! Let's kick his ass!" then they throw footballs at you for you just being smarter. In the future all those douchebags will be getting a job at the dollar store while I make their annual salary in a month.
3- Living.
Life is a pointless phase. Murphy's Law states: "If something can go wrong, it will". I'm sure that if I was born before Murphy, it's name would be HateNinja's Law, because I obviously discovered that when I was born. If you don't play your fucking cards right in the game of life, you will lose everything in a second, and your life is over. Some religious morons ramble on about "What's the meaning of life". The real meaning of life is to kiss ass, get down on all fours and lick boot until your life is over. People live only to make other people's life worse. We are made from a crude, inferior design. We are walking filth-piles. Scientifically proven, our ass is cleaner than our mouth. We humans feel aches, pains, and worst of all - emotions. Stop and think of how awesome it would be like to be a giant robot who can calculate complex problems in seconds. We wouldn't feel any pains or emotions, and we'd get Plasma Rays to blow everyone to dust. Life would improve tenfold. But sadly, we're God's little pawns. I wish my mother got an abortion. You heard? You are all the people who made my heart so black.
4- Racism.
Racism is the most irrelevant concept in the world. Just because someone you know is a bit different from you, or follows another religion, you shouldn't attack that person for no particular reason. Racism still exists today, except people hide it. Whites are the most racist kind there is (I'm admitting I'm white). I won't give you a huge history lesson, but a smart bet the man who murdered Martin Luther King Jr. is indeed white. A random person will adress a white person as "that guy", while they adress an African American as "that black guy" or "that n***a". Newgrounds took the liberty to block the word n***a, but not the word fuck. So, African Americans need a label, so people recognize him from the others? A good guess is that the majority of the world is racist. And if you lie that you're not racist, you're a Nazi. Stereotype is almost worse than Racism. Let's say you have an eye problem, and you have to wear glasses. You're doing your schoolwork quietly, and some comes and says, "Hey, you're smart. Help me in the test". Then it just hits you that you never met that kid in your life. Do not announce your problems or people will make fun of you.
5- Politics.
Dumb voters. It's because of these morons, George Bush was elected president twice. These idiots are just as responsible for the deaths of millions of soldiers, as Bush is. Time may pass, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The candidate makes a pretty intelligent speech, but has a huge crime record, and the idiot of a voter ends up voting for him. There are people who lie, cheat, kill... and get elected. The women can vote for Hilary Clinton only because she's a woman, and say "I feel comfortable and independent voting for a woman to run for presidency. I know women have the upper power", while black people vote for Obama and say "Yo, man. It's about time we get a black president. Fo sho". The whole point of politics is to vote for the one you think will do the best job as a president, not if the candidate is African-American or Female. If either of them do a good job, then whoopity-freakin'-doo, just realize that when you voted, you had no goddamn clue what was going on. All you people make me sick.
These other 5 are just for ranting. I don't expect you to post your Top 10 of Hate cause I know you're a lazy fucker.
6- Newgrounders
Before I start ranting about this particular subject, allow me to clarify you dumb pricks what a Newgrounder is. A Newgrounder is an idiot who does nothing else, but visit Newgrounds. He doesn't go to social parties, he doesn't go out on dates, and he's never lost his virginity. You know why? Because all the time he's been visiting Newgrounds. The standard Newgrounder comes with horrible spelling and grammar, childish sense of humor, obnoxious narcisism, and an urge to criticize your hard work, or your money back. He would use the emoticon :3 in every situation, why not. And he would also troll you by PM or blog for a benign and unknown reason. He HAS to use the word "fuck" in every sentence, like "lol fuck up u noob fuck the fucking fuckers" or just use a standard two-word response like "fuck off", and constantly use nonsensical curse words like "dickweed", "fucktard", and "asshat". Everyone hates a Newgrounder, and I hate everything, which aplifies my hate times 10 at a point I kick the computer and yell.
7- Anime
That's exactly what we need. Another half-assed Japanese Anime Cartoon about some preppy, overdressed, rebellious teenager that because he can't fight worth a damn, he relies on magical/technological devices to fight his fights for him, while he's having FUN. Then later he laughs and uses catchphrases like "That's game, dude!" and "You got schooled, knucklehead!" which can pretty much piss anyone off. And every single episode has the same damn plot device that never changes or interests you. Some examples of those crappy Anime toons are: Pokémon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Battle B-Daman, Medabots, Duel Masters, Bakugan Battle Brawlers... Augh, I have to stop! That's the shit they put on the TV that makes everyone dumber! And later they make little video-games about the TV show that forces you to buy the sequel so you complete your collection, which won't work because another sequel is coming up next week. Well who gives a shit? It's probably the same thing except for a few minor updates! TV Anime and video-game Anime is the same shit.
8- Kids
I hate children. Pussy-ass parents make their kids what they are. You raise them from birth, and all they do is shit themselves, cry, and beg for toys they will use only once, then never use again. In their drama teenage years, they rant about how life is unfair, waste all your cash, and never show any appreciation. They will even have the balls to try to tell you off. It's the parent's fault as well. They will just say "Whatever makes you happy!" or "Who am I to say no?". Who are you to say no? You're the fucking parent, for chrissake! Beat your goddamn kid! Kids these days need a good beating every now and then. Like a wise man called Maddox said: "Remember, never take shit from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots". I'm sure most kid actors on TV never were beat or grounded in their lives, because no one acts that retarded on TV. Uhh... I need a soda.
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